Christmas is almost here and you know hat that means!(yes I know none of you guys know but just humor me) I'm all excited about nothing! Yep time to make bets on what I'll do that I'll regret right after.
Since I'm in a good mood and I found this somewhere so I'm gonna decide to take a look at it and see how far my ditzyness goes to.
How stupid are you?
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit. (That means your stupid????)
[ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (how do you not get it?)
[x] I type only with my pointer fingers. (I still type fast though)
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire. (I only did it once, I was young and didnt know any better)
[ ] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (most the time I can stiffle it)
[x] I’ve caught myself drooling. (When I'm half asleep)
[ ] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh. (if they do something funny too)
[ ] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.(Ha! I zone out while thinking! *proud of myself*)
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.(D'oh!)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.(I only know one person that does this)
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (Once or twice)
[x] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.(sometimes)
[ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Yup! *also proud of it*)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t. (no but they are scary. "I'll kill your family if you dont send this!")
[ ] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
[ ] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (no but my friend did this one day.....then again this was the same day I called corn stalks corn trees)
[x] accidently break a lot of things. (sometimes)
[ ]My friends know not to use big words around me.(I use big words around my friends)
[x]My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at. (my friends are meanies ;_; )
[x] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about. (When I ramble....which I do alot)
[x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (Hows that make you stupid!)
Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...
80....meh not bad...I think...






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